Dil Pill

Ladki badi anjaani si
sapna hai sach ya kahaani thi
naji re na na
nahi koi bollywood track sunaana
par hai yeh story kuch waisi hi...

Nahi thi wo koi hoor ki pari
naa ooncha kadh yaa chitti gori
naa sheela ki jawaani
na munni ki badhnaami
bas thi ek pagal sirphiri deewaani

Na thi wo koi madhgaamini
na rambha urvashi mohini
ek seedhi saadhi chori
man loot baiti chori chori

Ya tho chora tha pagal
yaa tha ankhon se thang
maara prem rog ne aisa fang
mara na mara, adhmara reh gaya
sochtha hoga ab, eh khuda yeh kahaan phas gaya!

tha munda pagal us londiyaa ke peeche
sau choriya marthi hongi uspe
kya use koi na dikhi, sivaaye iske?
Thing before u leap u dude
take a chill pill
warna lena padega later dil pill.

sau mana kiya chori ne ediya ghis ghis ke
par ek na suni usne, invited apni kismat khud se
dhodi baagi ladki usse chip chip ke
par peecha na choda us chumbak ne kasam se

Uski deewangi par marna tho tha hi by god
nateeja kya hua,
dono aa gaye in the middle of the road.
ab tho halath hai kisi dhobi ke kutte ki
jo nigala wo na hazam hoye
na hi koi naya panchi nigala jaaye

ab man hi man bhagtha hoga ladka chip chip ke
par kya kare, aaya twist in the story
ladki chipku ho gayi hai us chamku ke!

Moral of the kahani is
maano badon ki baath before its late
thabhi kahath kabeer das
ab pachtaaye hoth kya
jab laundiya chug gayi fate!